whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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