kristin has been a bad kristin
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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