Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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