Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Randomize
