But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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