You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I have post one night stand depression
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