So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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