The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
organizing the empties. That sober.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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