Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Randomize
