This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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