The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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