one two three fourrrrnication!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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