Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
