This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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