you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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