no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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