His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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