he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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