HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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