Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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