I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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