if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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