so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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