Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
