I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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