I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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