uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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