why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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