Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
