So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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