ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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