He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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