First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
