Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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