Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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