So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
