your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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