i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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