and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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