kristin has been a bad kristin
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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