So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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