operation have a gay friend backfired
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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