try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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