Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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