sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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