I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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