It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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