moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
this will be a night to untag.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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