speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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