I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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