i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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