So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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