She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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